Meetings, meetings, meetings. The life of a Death Eater sure is busy. With years of struggling to organize regular get-togethers, a leader who's always disappearing on mysterious business (aka hanging out with his pet snake), and a membership that's too paranoid to actually communicate with each other, it's no wonder that your group hasn't yet taken over the world!
Your members shouldn't be blamed for their fear, after all, your leader can be pretty harsh to members who accidentally leak info to outsiders. In a world where people can pass themselves off as someone else entirely with a relatively simple potion, leaks happen. But hey, you're on this path, now, and there's no way you're turning back! Well, you would but there's the problem of that tricky tattoo. It literally burns when your master needs you. Yeah, we're thinking simple laser tattoo removal wouldn't work even if you wanted to return to polite society.
So, you might as well make the most of your dark destiny. You'll look your best at your next Death Eater get together in this classy dark robe. With velvety accents and a dramatic, pointed hood, you're sure to earn the Dark Lord's respect. Your groundbreaking incantation will really make an impact as you gesture in the long wizard sleeves. Hey, if you can't help the Dark Lord find the boy who lived, no one can!
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