COMING SOON TO THEATERS:?? HONEY, I SHRUNK JURASSIC PARK
There is a really strange paradigm that exists in our culture.?? Some would certainly argue with it, especially a few guys under 5'5.?? But, generally speaking,??tiny things are adorable.?? Get yourself a bottle of water.?? If it is one of those little 6 ounce bottles??? OMG, this is so cute!?? How about one of those tiny portable laptop mice??? Where did you get that adorable mouse!??? Baby carrots, Designer dogs.?? The NES and SNES Classics.?? The list goes on!
Sure, sure.?? There are purposes beyond them just being tiny, but the impulse to cuddle it because it is tiny does not go away.?? Thus, when the next generation of scientists thought about ways to reduce the??danger of their genetic dinosaur park, naturally, they thought about genetic size reduction, too.?? So, that is what brings us to this point, looking at your tyke, unable to restrain ourselves from squeeing.????
FUN DETAILS
So, it is time to see how the tiniest Tyrannosaur would be if it were more like a Tinisaur??(trademark pending).?? You can find out for yourself with this Rusty T-Rex Costume.?? This orange and red romper has a yellow belly and fits in with the scientific marvel that is Hook and Loop fastener.?? The stuffed tail could be enough to make it??squee-worthy, but the soft-sculpted mittens and the dino-shaped hood is really going to be what gets your goat.?? (Figuratively, of course, unless we get ourselves some miniature goats, too!)????
JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN...
Sorry, Malcolm.?? You're wrong this time around.?? We??definitely should have Tinisaurs??and Stegasmalluses.?? A whole Jurassic Park done with miniature little babes in costume.?? It will redefine Halloween and become the most popular daycare in??history!?? Your tyke is certain to get a permanent spot in gratitude for your service!????
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