A Voyage Unlike Any Other
It's time. You've finally got your diploma in hand (well, in the mail in 2-6 weeks) and your dorm packed up. The day has come to venture into...dundundun....the??REAL??world (whatever that means). Gulp. You've heard it's a terrifying place, where things cost money (rather than points), people expect you to be awake before noon, and you have to find purpose, direction, and probably a job.??
Well, we can't help you with the harsh realities of life, but we can suit you up for the epic battle ahead. This Nordic Viking Men's Costume is the ideal look for conquering any daunting feat! Trust us, Vikings don't mess around. Once you slip this outfit on, you'll feel invincible, resourceful, strong, and able to tackle the apartment or job hunt with confidence rather than fear. Sure, it's scary to sail away from the safety of college into adult life, but when you can do it dressed like a Nordic warrior, the real world becomes just another distant realm to conquer.??
Fun Details
And you know what makes the journey more exciting? A cool outfit! This one features a pullover cap-sleeved tunic with a front panel, faux suede pants, faux leather belts, and...best of all...a duck cloth cape with a wide faux fur collar. But...that's not all! A faux fur gauntlet and embossed faux leather boot tops with cuffs ensure you feel as authentically boss as you look! The toy weapon and shield are each sold separately, but we recommend them for added protection, in case you need to navigate an unpaid internship or do terrifying temp work.??
Conquer Adulting
So before you pay your first utility bill, find your own health insurance, or make your first meal (not in a microwave), put on this amazing ensemble and feel your bravery build. It's a a long, slow slog across the sea of adult responsibility, but we can tell by your taste in costumes, you will emerge victorious! Onward!
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