There's a New Sheriff in Town??
Controversial take: Of all the law enforcement officials, the sheriff is the coolest. After all, their post originated in the days of the Wild West, when shootouts were routine and you could flip a revolver around your finger as much as you wanted. They even have that five-pointed star badge after all this time. Even bad guys think that those badges are awesome.??
Product Details
Uphold the law while wearing this exclusive Sheriff Costume for Men! The buff-colored shirt is made of durable polyester poplin and looks incredibly authentic. It buttons up the front and at the sleeve cuffs, and is embroidered with a Sheriff Dept. patch and rank stripes. The functional breast pockets feature contrasting flaps. The included poplin pants have a comfortable elastic waistband. Each leg is sewn with a buff-colored stripe running up the outside. The faux leather belt is decorated with a silver-tone metal buckle. Add the long brown necktie and the brass-tone sheriff badge. All you need now is an official car!????
Know Your Rights??
Have you ever wanted to be the cool person barking out You have the right to remain silent! at an arrest? This costume won't give you the actual authority to put someone behind bars, but it will make you look just as amazing as the real deal. You might want to brush up on the rest of that speech. After the part about remaining silent, our memories always get a little fuzzy. What other rights do prisoners have? It's definitely not the right to call shotgun on the way to the county jail.??
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