SO, YOU WANT TO BE A NORTHERN KING.??
In theory, being a northern king sounds like a truly grand time. You picture the lavish meals, the royal parties, and riding through the streets of your beloved kingdom. However, life for a king up north isn't that easy going! Times are tough in those cold, stark lands and it is getting colder all the time. Danger looms on all sides. Your foes draw nearer in the distance, and traitors lurk at your back just waiting for just the right time to show their hand.??
These issues are the kind of thing that they forget to put in the job description. We felt it was only fair that we give you the whole story???the good and the bad???before we send you off into the dangerous kingdom where you might not even have a crown or a throne to show your regal nature!??
FUN DETAILS??
Don't worry! We're not going to send you stark naked to rule your people. We've got all the proper clothing with this Adult Dark Northern King costume. When you're wearing your linen cape, with faux fur around the shoulders, you'll feel as regal as you will warm despite the bitter cold of the North. Faux suede gloves will protect your hands as you ride through your kingdom. And, while you might not have the support of the traitors in your kingdom, you will have the full support of your faux leather belt... and your??fans!????
DEFEND YOUR KINGDOM??
When you find yourself equipped with our northern king costume, you will see that there is nothing that you can't handle. You can enjoy all the luxuries of being a king, and take care of all of your loyal subjects too. Despite all the dangers associated with being a northern king, we think you're up to the task at hand. So, grab your cape and defend the North!??
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