Darth Welcome
Do you want a doormat that teems with intimidation? Something that scares away the solicitors and frightens away scoundrels? Well, then you don't need a??welcome??mat, or at least, not a conventional one. You may find this Star Wars Darth Vader Doormat is a better fit for what you want to say. This jute fiber doormat has an anti-skid PVC backing and measures about 2 1/2 feet wide. On top is a picture of Darth Vader's intimidating mug with the phrase Welcome to the Dark Side. Since the dark side is the realm of the malicious Sith, no human in their right??mind??would??possibly??tresspass past this rug. What? Well yes, we suppose if they didn't look??down??or??read that they might not get the message. Fine, we can't??gaurantee??that it will stop people from knocking on your door, but can we at least appreciate that this doormat is sending the correct vibes? The kind of vibes that say Go away, I may be malevolent? Okay, good.??
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