So You Want to Be a Knight??
Merry olde England wants YOU to join its elite fighting force! Are you ready to answer your king, strap into your suit of armor, and ride forth for the glory of the throne? Don't worry if you haven't had any formal training in being a knight. It's easy! All you need to do is stay on your horse despite wearing a hundred pounds of metal protective gear and add eth to to the ends of all your verbs. You geteth what we sayeth???
Product Details
Defend king and country when you wear your exclusive Men's Crusader Costume! The Knights Templar never looked cooler than you do when you've put on the quilted knit pullover tunic. Its sleeves are sewn with silver sequins that resemble chain mail. The white polyester tabard goes over the tunic and has open sides to allow for free movement. The front is appliqued with a red cross. Faux leather gloves with wide cuffs cover your hands, and the two faux leather belts fasten around your waist as desired via the silver-tone metal buckles.??
A Glorious Endeavor
The Crusades were such an exciting historical event! When else could you have traveled land and sea in super uncomfortable accomodations to see real trebuchets in action, do a little light hand-to-hand combat, and possibly bleed to death on a far-off battlefield? Fun, right? If you would love to experience the excitement of the Middle Ages without the threat of gangrene, you could just wear this cool outfit to your next costume party instead.??
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