Imagine you???re just some guy living a simple life in your little village somewhere. You don???t talk much -- maybe never, in fact. You just want to tend to your Ordon Goats, celebrate your birthday with your grandma and little sister, or pal around with your little girlfriend in the woods. But then something awful happens and you have to go on a life-threatening, world-sprawling quest to save the world from some jerkbag wizard. You get flattened by boulders, brained by Octorok pellets, overwhelmed by blood-thirsty Cuccos, burned, drowned, and otherwise mashed into a fine paste just so you can collect some colorful medallions or pieces of an old triangle. But despite the impossible odds against you, you persevere. You stick your magic sword deep into the scumbag that started it all, bring peace back to the land, and even save the princess. Feels good!
And as you???re walking up to the princess, still carrying about 300 pounds of equipment despite having to do backflips at least ten times a minute for the past few weeks, she starts talking to you. And she says: ???Great work, Link! People will tell tales of your trials for eons to come! I think we should call your adventure...hmmm???The Legend of Zelda. You know, after me! What do you think????
And, as usual, you???re speechless.
That???s the kind of move you can get away with when you???re Princess Zelda, of course. Whether you???re teaching magic ocarina songs as an enigmatic ninja, chilling in the castle while some kid fetches you the Zora Sapphire from another, weird-looking princess, or launching Donkey Kong into orbit off of the back of the Great Fox with a well-timed kick, you???re the one they???re all talking about no matter what Link does. It???s because you???re the best! And now you can look the best with our lovingly detailed, officially licensed, ultimate Zelda costume. This is the perfect ensemble for cons, couples costumes, or even when you just need something subtle to wear around town. ???Well excuse me, Princess!???
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