Spart??? Up Company
The business world is changing fast, and you???ve positioned yourself to be on the front lines of the new workplace revolution. Well done! Of course, it can prove tough to make a name for your new startup company. Might we suggest tearing down conventions and taking all???and yes, we mean all???of your business meetings in this Spartan Warrior Costume?
Think about it, new businesses need to memorable, right? No one is likely to forget the Monday morning coffee meeting they had with a Spartan warrior. New businesses need to appear tenacious and hard-working for their clients. Well, what is more determined and tenacious than a Spartan warrior? Nothing, that???s what. With this costume on and your energy flowing, nothing can stop you from conquering the business world, one crushing handshake at a time. Because trust us, it???s a battle out there, even for smart entrepreneurs such as yourself. It never hurts to stand out in a skirt...er...kilt.
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And stand out you shall! This look shows off your attention to detail (that oh-so-important quality for clients), with its meticulously-crafted wrap kilt and stunning burgundy cape. The included medallion and wrist cuffs are just icing on the proverbial deal-closing cake. Have a tough pitch? Top yourself off with this costume???s helmet just before you stroll into the room. You???ll be surprised just how quickly your potential clients will stand to greet you and beg you to take them on. We think it???s because of your commanding presence and forward-thinking ideas, but the whole ???ferocious ancient warrior??? thing probably doesn???t hurt, either.
Workday Warrior
So as you continue to tweak your business plan, consider adding in this fierce costume and watch your new company slay with success. You???ve already ditched the cubicle (bravo!), so now it???s time to kick back your accountant at the juice bar and monitor your quarterly earnings. In a cape. You???re bound to disrupt the industry in the best possible way. Go get 'em!
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